One night, a married couple was deep in sleep when the phone rang loudly at 3 AM. Groggy and half-awake, the wife picked up the receiver, trying to make sense of what was happening. After a brief pause,
she said, “How am I supposed to know? We’re 200 miles inland!” and promptly hung up.Curious, her husband rolled over, intrigued by the late-night call. “Sweetheart, who was that?” he asked sleepily.“I don’t know,” she said, a smirk forming on her face. “Some dumb b!tch asking if the coast is clear.”
Joke 2:
Meanwhile, on a tour bus winding through the picturesque landscapes of Holland, a group of American tourists was enjoying a lovely journey. They stopped at a charming cheese farm, where a young guide eagerly explained the cheese-making process, specifically focusing on the use of goat’s milk.
As she led them outside, she waved her hand toward a lovely hillside dotted with grazing goats. “These,” she explained, “are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.”Curiously,
she posed a question to the group: “What do you do in America with your old goats?”Without missing a beat, a spry old gentleman in the back chimed in with a twinkle in his eye,
“They send us on bus tours!”Both jokes capture that delightful mix of humor and surprise, reminding us that sometimes, the best punchlines come when we least expect them!